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Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Well

NEW YORK—Following his speech to the United Nations </topics/united-nations>
General Assembly this week, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
announced Friday that he is “pretty satisfied” with his trip to the U.S. to
instigate World War III. “All in all, I think I accomplished my goal of
pushing humanity toward the brink of complete and utter annihilation,” said
Netanyahu, adding that his implicit calls for international military action
against Iran, which would ultimately escalate the conflict to an
Armageddon-level of death and destruction, went “fairly well.” “I think I
did a good job laying the groundwork for a nuclear holocaust that will kill
billions of people and eventually end the world as we know it. Sounded like
everyone really liked it, too.” When reached for comment, Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told reporters that he was “equally happy” with his own
efforts to nudge the world slightly closer to a full-blown apocalypse.


Eric D. Schwerin
eschwerin@rosemontseneca.com

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