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I think there is a yoga workshop at Esalen that works this cleanse into the course work, right? Eric D. Schwerin eschwerin@rosemontseneca.com Sent from my iPhone On Jun 11, 2015, at 10:58 PM, Hunter Biden <hbiden@rosemontseneca.com> wrote: I've actually been on the diet before and it really is a beautiful thing. RHB 202.333.1880 On Jun 11, 2015, at 10:01 PM, Alexander S. Mackler <smacklera@gmail.com> wrote: If this were cheesesteaks, I'd be in. On Thu, Jun 11, 2015 at 1:55 PM, Eric Schwerin <eschwerin@rosemontseneca.com > wrote: > Hunter, you should do this next instead of Live Below the Line….. > > > http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/purify-your-system-with-the-seven-day-chili-dog-cleanse > > PURIFY YOUR SYSTEM WITH THE SEVEN-DAY CHILI DOG CLEANSE. > > Juice fasts, raw foods cleansing, water-only detox — you’ve probably tried > them all by now. Fads like these promise to leave you feeling rejuvenated, > but their effectiveness is uncertain at best. That’s why more and more > nutritionists swear by a proven, deceptively simple approach to wellness: a > seven-day-long dietary cleanse in which you eat nothing but chili dogs. > > Yes, you can flush your body of years’ worth of accumulated toxins, simply > by consuming between eight and twelve chili dogs every day for a week. > Through this uniquely formulated system, stronger immune protections, > clearer skin, and quicker neural pathways can be within your reach; all > thanks to the nourishing, invigorating, *purifying* power of several > pounds of chili dogs — Nature’s Perfect Food. > Your Schedule > > The beauty of The Chili Dog Cleanse lies in its ease: Maintain a steady > stream of chili-laden frankfurters into your digestive tract, and you’ll > receive all of the saturated fats, nitrites, hot dog casings, and other > vitamins and minerals needed to revitalize your system. As for the type of > chili dogs you methodically shovel into your mouth, that’s entirely up to > you. Charbroiled footlongs drowning in heaping scoops of roadhouse steak > chili, red hots doused with homestyle, 7-Eleven Big Bites paired with > Campbell’s Chunky; as long as you’re consuming approximately one chili dog > every 75 minutes, you will see results. > > By the third day of the cleanse, some individuals report feelings of > nausea, heart tremors, and spatial disorientation. Don’t worry. That’s just > your body adjusting to the unusually robust levels of sodium, salt, and > other detox agents contained in the cleanse. You have to remember that your > body has built up substantial levels of contaminants through years of > improper dietary habits. Eating chili dogs will fix all of that. > > And make sure to fortify your system with several chili dogs before going > to bed. When undergoing the cleanse, you can expect to sleep anywhere from > 12 to 16 hours per day, not including post-dog naps; you don’t want to have > to keep waking up in the middle of the night to microwave a few hot dogs > and a can or two of Hormel. Don’t forget the sour cream! > The Science > > The science behind the seven-day chili dog cleanse is irrefutable. > Safety > > As with any radical dietary change, the question inevitably arises: “Is > The Chili Dog Cleanse perfectly safe in 100% of cases?” The answer, of > course, is yes. In fact, despite misleading FDA labels, you’ll find that > The Chili Dog Cleanse perfectly conforms to the nutritional requirements of > the average 8,500 calorie per day diet. > > Nonetheless, it is worth noting that your system will likely feel a bit of > a jolt as your body is purged of its accumulated impurities. And given that > your week-long chili dog diet includes no vegetables or fruits whatsoever, > feel free to cheat a little by supplementing your intake with jalapeños and > Red Vines as needed. > > It may be difficult, but remember that you are doing this for the benefit > of your body and mind. And at an average ingredients cost of just $6 per > day, there’s no excuse not to start your cleanse right now. So get moving, > mix some cut-up bratwurst into the chili, and remember: A healthier, > happier life is only dozens and dozens of chili dogs away! > SUGGESTED READS My Body is a Performance Machine With Advanced > Nutritional Needs > <http:///articles/my-body-is-a-performance-machine-with-advanced-nutritional-needs> > by Janet Manley (8/5/2011) > > This Week’s School Lunches <http:///articles/this-weeks-school-lunches> > by Peter Bebergal (2/28/2000) > > Come Join Our Prayer Group-Slash-Cheese Tasting-Slash-Orgy > <http:///articles/come-join-our-prayer-group-slash-cheese-tasting-slash-orgy> > by Jon Methven (9/22/2010) > > > > > > > > Eric D. Schwerin > Rosemont Seneca Partners, LLC > 1010 Wisconsin Ave., NW > Suite 705 > Washington, DC 20007 > (202) 333-1880 > eschwerin@rosemontseneca.com > *P* *Consider the environment before printing this email.* > > > > > > > -- Alexander Snyder Mackler (302) 598-867
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