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> DOG FOR SALE :
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> A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
> broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner
> appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
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> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
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> 'You talk?' he asks.
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> 'Yep,' the Lab replies.
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> After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
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> The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
> I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
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> In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and
> world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
> 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
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> But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I
> decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
> wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
> I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
> 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
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> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
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> 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
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> 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
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> 'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'
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