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No, you clearly didn't get the concept. Eric D. Schwerin eschwerin@rosemontseneca.com Sent from my iPhone > On May 31, 2014, at 7:53 PM, Hunter Biden <hbiden@rosemontseneca.com> wrote: > > How about this: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER > > RHB > 202.333.1880 > >> On May 31, 2014, at 3:02 AM, Eric Schwerin <eschwerin@rosemontseneca.com> wrote: >> >> >> http://thoughtcatalog.com/jordan-lee/2014/05/21-things-you-say-in-work-emails-and-what-they-really-mean/ >> >> 21 Things You Say In Work Emails, And What They Really Mean >> >> 1. I’m wondering if I could pick your brain about something: Help me please I am dying. >> >> 2. Looking forward to your thoughts!: Respond to me promptly, asshole. >> >> 3. Just wanted to follow up: Why the F have you not responded to my last note. >> >> 4. I happened to notice your great work on ____ : I’ve spent 3+ hours painstakingly researching your past work in an attempt to ingratiate myself with you. >> >> 5. That’s fair: You win this round, Dr. Doom… >> >> 6. Let’s circle back on this: I can’t deal with u right now. >> >> 7. Great! (1 exclamation point): Sure, whatev. >> >> 8. Great!! (2 exclamation points): I agree, and want you to like me. >> >> 9. Great!!!!!! (3+ exclamation points): Either I am desperately trying to ingratiate myself with you, or, have just had my fourth cup of coffee. >> >> 10. Great. (no exclamation points): I hate you. >> >> 11. Gre34%111at!!!!!: I am on Adderall. >> >> 12. Best: We don’t know each other and never will. >> >> 13. The one initial sign-off: We’re chill as hell. >> >> 14. Regards: I am over 40. >> >> 15. YOLO: I am an asshole whose friends refer to me only by my last name. >> >> 16. I know you’re busy…: You never respond to me and you’re not that important. >> >> 17. Thanks so much for your understanding: Email — Making passive aggression exponentially easier since the early ’80′s. >> >> 18. Can’t help with this at the moment, but I’ll let you know if anything comes up!: Already forgotten what you were asking me. >> >> 19. Let’s move forward with the current plan: If we spend one more minute deliberating on this I will be physically ill. >> >> 20. Thanks so much!!: Sure, whatev. >> >> 21. Please advise: No really. F*cking help me now! >> >> Read our latest novel — a story of love lost and love found, told entirely in emails, chats, and text messages. >> >> >> >> image – Office Space >> You should like Thought Catalog on Facebook here. >> >> >> >> Eric D. Schwerin >> eschwerin@rosemontseneca.com >> >> Sent from my iPhon
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