Fwd: [Die In A Fire] Lingerie Football Leagues and Other Stuff We Wish We Were Mak...

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> From: "Dr. Negativo & Hatred McArson" <dieinafire01@gmail.com>
> Date: October 1, 2010 9:04:11 AM CDT
> To: eschwerin@rosemontseneca.com
> Subject: [Die In A Fire] Lingerie Football Leagues and Other Stuff We Wish We Were Mak...
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> Fourth and 99 for the Suffragettes
> Despite sounding like a Paul Verhoeven sci-fi epic, The Lingerie Football League is not an ironic nod to our dystopian future but an actual, practicing "sports" league.The brainchild of Mitch Mortaza begins its second season this week with the motto: "True Fantasy Football" (we wish we were making that up). The season will begin on a somber, ceremonial note as a copy of Title 9 is shot out of a cannon. Mötley Crüe will sing Girls, Girls, Girls in lieu of the National Anthem while players duct tape Julie Foudy and Mia Hamm to a goal post and force them to watch the game a la Alex in A Clockwork Orange. With team names like the Los Angeles Temptation and the San Diego Seduction, what could go wrong? Grab your kids for a family outing that little Susie won't soon forget.
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> Chris Rock once joked that, "they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter winds up a stripper, you fucked up." Well, we don't have daughters, but if we did somehow we'd rather they wound up at a strip club than playing football in their underwear. At least stripping is honest... seedy and sad, but honest. If you're at a strip club, whether as employee or customer, there's no pretending why. No, you're not a dancer and no, you're not a patron of the arts. Stop lying to yourselves. We don't like this trend of Hooter-izing innocuous activities. No, you're not at Hooters for the wings. And no, you're not at a football game, you're watching grown women run around in their underwear. We can't believe we're saying this, but...have some moral integrity and go to a strip club.
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> At least Mike Wise will be happy...
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> Posted By Dr. Negativo & Hatred McArson to Die In A Fire at 10/01/2010 10:04:00 A

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