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Biden Co-Presents Best New Starlet Award With Shyla Stylez At 2015 AVN
Adult Movie Awards Show

LAS VEGAS—After winking and giving a thumbs-up to several female attendees
seated in the front row as he crossed the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino stage,
Vice President Joe Biden presented the trophy for Best New Starlet
alongside pornographic actress Shyla Stylez at Saturday’s 2015 AVN Awards.
“This is my favorite category every year—it always gets me hard as a rock,”
said the vice president before listing off the names of the nominees and
offering an open invitation to each of the erotic film actresses to stop by
his room at the Golden Nugget. “While Uncle Joe’s personally squeezed one
off to each of the talented and hot-to-trot nominees, we can only have one
Best New Starlet. And the winner is.” The vice president then feigned
difficulty opening the envelope, claiming that whoever sealed it must have
forgotten to wipe their hands.


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